You left so early this morning, you completely forgot to feed me. You forgot to feed the other cats too - but never mind them - more importantly - you forgot to feed ME.
Yeah, yeah, congrats on the 13 boxes of books - later I'll do the climbing on them stuff, break them in and all that - but at the moment... Did I mention you forgot to FEED ME?
Since you FORGOT to FEED ME, I was forced to distract myself by writing your blog for today. I don't think they'll notice the difference.
Love, Miss Serious Black